ello,my name is joshua.i carry an ectoplasmic look during class,my friends call it dao-ness.it's actually called a face.if ur grades sux,then we have alot in common. school:tampenis put on diapers at 2/3/1994 wants: a miracle to happen.good grades(who am kidding)

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1. Whats your full name?
joshua choo

2. Do you like your first name?
yea,why the heck not?

3. How long have you liked the person you currently like
bout 3 years.her names jane.she's from victoria

4. Have you kissed anyone in the last 48 hours?
no la

5. Did you cry today?
no la
6. What are you doing this morning at 8 am?
preparing to go tuition

7. What are you doing an hour ago?
talking to jane on the phone

8. What are you currently doing?
talking to jane on the phone and doing this quiz

9. Who last texted you a msg?
jane

10. Have to told anybody you love them today?
jane

11. Do you miss anyone now?
jane

12. Any plans for tomorrow?
jane

13. What was the reason behind the last time you cried?
jane

14. Is there anyone you want to be with now?
jane

15. Have you kissed anyone who's name starts with C?
Nope.J got

16. Name someone who make you smiles today, how?
jane.she always makes me smile

17. Name a friend who's name starts with 'Z'
Zhi Ren lor

18. Which of the friend stays closet to you?
jane
19. Do you prefer to call or to text?
text la,call ex bodoh,i prepaid leh.

20. Was yesterday better than today?
yea.

21. Can you live a day without tv and your phone?
thats practically how i live.

22. Are you mad about anything now?
yea

23. Do you ever think that relationships are really worth it.
not at first,but then i met jane.

24. Last person you visited in a hospital?
my sis

25. When is your last hug and second last hug?
ystrday.with jane.

26. What does the last text msg in your inbox says?
i cant see,my phone's fucked.

27. How do you feel about your life now?
scared lor,next year o'level leh.

28. Do you hate anyone?
yea.u

29. Last person you called?
jane

30. Who usually sent you the most texts in a month?
jane

31. Is your room messy now?
my definition of messy varies with the norm.

32. Who will be mad if your room is messy?
no one,but i'll be mad if its cleaned.i cant find my stuff like that.

33. Your shortest relationship
only got 1.jane.waiting to break only.

34. Who do you look like?
people say i look like edward cullen.but i think i look like brad pitt leh.

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Tuesday.sungai buloh was okay.satisfied that i managed to keep my shoes in a relatively clean condition.walked alot,tok alot.then saw stuff we dint need to see,and touched stuff we dint want to touch.then by the time we got back to schl,bout 5 plus le.then all the toilets teeming with sweat covered bodies of cadets.excretion sia.then seeing the floor soiled with dirt and grime,ah heck,dint wanna change there,so me n mark go the 2nd floor girls toilet change.ey,no girls wad.then aftr tat go home.slacked awhile then go gym.was bout 7 plus lidat?y'noe i tell u ah,go gym that time,whatever psychological sense of identity you have of yourself really takes a beating.you go in like"imma go in there and beat those fuckers!hahaha!" then by the time you leave,its just"fuckers!waaa!"all i'm saying is tat sometimes it can be really demoralizing to see those mesomorphic,steroid eating freaks.i mean their muscle is like,they have an overdose of testosterone or something.makes you feel small.anw after gym left for home,on the way stopped by the tm basement,cus wanted to buy the chicken the thing.shop closed liao.shit.then go home.

later going out with amos n wee siang.hopefully.i seriously need to go out after the step program la.evryday at home sian eh.knn.then nxt week got the ncc unit camp.FUCK la.i cfm ponning the 1st day.kns they say hair long they cut 4 u. cb u siao ah.pek chek...then the ho lian shi oso going i think.that shiny face woman go,the camp sure sian one.

hmm...recently something got me thinking,what occupation should i take up nxt time.someone suggested journalism.that thought's been stuck in my head awhile now.it might be interesting,journalism.get to travel alot.visit nice places like paris,france,rome, the works.suddenly thats not such a bad prospect.only thing is may need to exercise alittle self control on my impulses to use profanities in the articles i write.the pay might start off alittle measly but as it progresses i'll gain some recognition,then my opinion will actually matter.of course that's in a much much later stage in life.here's alittle philosphy about life to chew on.in life,we exchange our time for money.thats called living.then as we grow older,we exchange our money for time.thats called dying.as sickness and disease kicks in,our body degenerates and we slowly become a part of something.thats something is called history.when we come to pass,whether we are remmebered for something,or forgotten for everthing,thats up to us to decide.ey,thats not bad for crapping something up on the spot.well at least its true.cus when we're dead,on the tombstone,its not the two dates that matters.its that little dash in the middle.that dash represents well,the journey.the dates are merely the starting and the ending.so....well do something to make that little dash matter.WOW i'm touchy today.eh wadever,going out now.stay tuned in case i feel like ranting about more bullshit later.byee~

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wah sian,tml got fkcing ncc cip go sungai buloh(dunno how the fuck to spell la)knn.go there go die la



hello people! i'm damned bored,so if ur reading this,u mus be bored too.okay,lets play a game today.follow these instructions carefully,and only proceed to the next one after u have done the previous.the objective of the game is to follow all the instructions through,and ur wish will come true.ready?hey hoe,lets go!

1.look at your left hand and slowly trace the clearly defined lines on your hand.
2.do the same for your other hand.
3.pause and think of the things u want
4.now think of the things your dont want.
5.now,clear your mind of all your thoughts.
6.close your eyes.
7.now,say out loud the first thing that comes to your mind.
8.clasp your hands together again and think of the person u want most.
9.repeat his/her name.our loud
10.congrats u made it through

okay!if u managed to follow all the instructions carefully to the end,well thats a big lie.in fact,if u followed instructions from 7 onwards u already failed the test.unless u can read with ur eyes closed suckers.hahahahahaha!! that was epic! haizz...now if only i can channel this genius of mine into my studies..

finally the first week of step is over man,sian ah,one week left to go.today okay lah,quite slack.hmm...aftr schl go find mr hafiz for a talk.noneofurbusiness.then go for phy remedial.then after schl go with tan go whitesands and slack.tok alotta cock.oh i stumbled upon some very interesting news.for me to know and you to find out.bought a double choc.my my,mc-cafe double choc is nice.anws,headed home after that.on the way home,then,near my void deck,saw this little girl wearing the halloween horn thingy on her head,the one resembling headphones with horn protruding from the top sides.she was stamping her feet on the ground,throwing her tantrum.her mother was trying to coax her to behaving herself,but it was testing her patience.then the stupid girl dashed off blindly,knocking into me,well,that was her misfortune.i kinda stared at her mother and said,"ey,'scuse me,this your kid?" the mother replied with a rude"so what?" huh...funnily enough,that ticked me off. i dont know what possessed me today,my temper fluctuated.so i walked to the woman and said,"can you control your kid?" (i said that with my arms folded,cus i dint want her to see my name,or my schl.) then the woman said "hello?excuse me?" and i replied with "goodbye,your excused"and i quickly walked pass her before she went into a fit.and before i got into trouble.i remember hearing this somewhere."the worst people living in singapore,are singaporeans"i started to wholeheartedly agree.the only ones who can change that,are they themselves.and if they dont change that,i'll be the one to invoke the change.sorta like a vigilante.instead of batman,mayb i'll be badman,eh thats original.i think batmans lame,his costume looks so uncomfortable,superman much better,just parade around wearing his underwear outside.but thats not the point.the point is,i'mma gonna be a badman,and change people to be good.okay i'm gonna talk about something else now,cus this is getting lame.

well,i think i'm gonna have to start training again soon.my body's starting to fail me.fatigue overwhelms me when i sprint.my arms feel heavy after carrying some stuff.ey,shit.oh yeah,before i forget.people have been telling me that this blog has been too vulgar,with the F's and all.well,to those people well,fuck off?eh,that was a random thought.moving on.hmm....u guys shld seriously watch my poker king.nice show.wahh...i tell you.i dunno where they recruit these hot actresses man.shit.u go watch ah knn,the deal card the woman,sibeii chio sia.where the hell do they find people like that.i have to tell you,her acting sucks,she cant make those tears come out.budden who the fuck cares,we're not watching the show to watch her act.we're watching the show to watch her.

kay i'm gonna end off here,hands tired sia.

p.s:beware of badman,he lurks in the day,hiding amongst innocent and unsuspecting civilians..



its coming to the end of the first week of the step program soon, cant wait for this shit to be over.today god had his bladder full,so he decided to take a piss at about 11.30 well,it rained like hell.then after tat borrow umbrella from chu luan then go mrt station.coincidentally met them there too.then go home,slacked awhile then tan come my house,and played dota while waiting for amos to come.he came.then we go e-hub,and caught the 5.05 movie"poker king".not bad leh.hmm...me and tan split money,pay for amos share of the movie,his bdae treat la.then walked to whitesands me and tan oso split money again buy the 6 piece chicken meal.bit off more than we can chew.we keep kah chiao-ing tan when he eating lo,toking bout phoebe and everything.funny sia.tok until about 9 lidat,then we left.amos thinking of staying over at my place during step program sometime nxt week.see how la.oh here's a conversation with me and my cousin the other day.ahem.

cousin:u think ur brother has a girlfriend?
me:eh?u siao ah?have u seen my brother before?
cousin:yar,but have u seen the girls out there?

lol.and we laughed happily ever after.goodnite peeps!

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