ello,my name is joshua.i carry an ectoplasmic look during class,my friends call it dao-ness.it's actually called a face.if ur grades sux,then we have alot in common.
school:tampenis
put on diapers at 2/3/1994
wants: a miracle to happen.good grades(who am kidding)
hello people! i'm damned bored,so if ur reading this,u mus be bored too.okay,lets play a game today.follow these instructions carefully,and only proceed to the next one after u have done the previous.the objective of the game is to follow all the instructions through,and ur wish will come true.ready?hey hoe,lets go!
1.look at your left hand and slowly trace the clearly defined lines on your hand. 2.do the same for your other hand. 3.pause and think of the things u want 4.now think of the things your dont want. 5.now,clear your mind of all your thoughts. 6.close your eyes. 7.now,say out loud the first thing that comes to your mind. 8.clasp your hands together again and think of the person u want most. 9.repeat his/her name.our loud 10.congrats u made it through
okay!if u managed to follow all the instructions carefully to the end,well thats a big lie.in fact,if u followed instructions from 7 onwards u already failed the test.unless u can read with ur eyes closed suckers.hahahahahaha!! that was epic! haizz...now if only i can channel this genius of mine into my studies..
finally the first week of step is over man,sian ah,one week left to go.today okay lah,quite slack.hmm...aftr schl go find mr hafiz for a talk.noneofurbusiness.then go for phy remedial.then after schl go with tan go whitesands and slack.tok alotta cock.oh i stumbled upon some very interesting news.for me to know and you to find out.bought a double choc.my my,mc-cafe double choc is nice.anws,headed home after that.on the way home,then,near my void deck,saw this little girl wearing the halloween horn thingy on her head,the one resembling headphones with horn protruding from the top sides.she was stamping her feet on the ground,throwing her tantrum.her mother was trying to coax her to behaving herself,but it was testing her patience.then the stupid girl dashed off blindly,knocking into me,well,that was her misfortune.i kinda stared at her mother and said,"ey,'scuse me,this your kid?" the mother replied with a rude"so what?" huh...funnily enough,that ticked me off. i dont know what possessed me today,my temper fluctuated.so i walked to the woman and said,"can you control your kid?" (i said that with my arms folded,cus i dint want her to see my name,or my schl.) then the woman said "hello?excuse me?" and i replied with "goodbye,your excused"and i quickly walked pass her before she went into a fit.and before i got into trouble.i remember hearing this somewhere."the worst people living in singapore,are singaporeans"i started to wholeheartedly agree.the only ones who can change that,are they themselves.and if they dont change that,i'll be the one to invoke the change.sorta like a vigilante.instead of batman,mayb i'll be badman,eh thats original.i think batmans lame,his costume looks so uncomfortable,superman much better,just parade around wearing his underwear outside.but thats not the point.the point is,i'mma gonna be a badman,and change people to be good.okay i'm gonna talk about something else now,cus this is getting lame.
well,i think i'm gonna have to start training again soon.my body's starting to fail me.fatigue overwhelms me when i sprint.my arms feel heavy after carrying some stuff.ey,shit.oh yeah,before i forget.people have been telling me that this blog has been too vulgar,with the F's and all.well,to those people well,fuck off?eh,that was a random thought.moving on.hmm....u guys shld seriously watch my poker king.nice show.wahh...i tell you.i dunno where they recruit these hot actresses man.shit.u go watch ah knn,the deal card the woman,sibeii chio sia.where the hell do they find people like that.i have to tell you,her acting sucks,she cant make those tears come out.budden who the fuck cares,we're not watching the show to watch her act.we're watching the show to watch her.
kay i'm gonna end off here,hands tired sia.
p.s:beware of badman,he lurks in the day,hiding amongst innocent and unsuspecting civilians..