ello,my name is joshua.i carry an ectoplasmic look during class,my friends call it dao-ness.it's actually called a face.if ur grades sux,then we have alot in common. school:tampenis put on diapers at 2/3/1994 wants: a miracle to happen.good grades(who am kidding)

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tzr called me this morning,disrupting one of the very few occasions i acually get to sleep.i forgot tat i was supposed to meet him at the mrt to go to school and fail physics retest.well,i did anyway.got to school earlier then expected,then sit with dion and azhar they all.slacked awhile before going to phy lab.thot victor ng was supposed to be there or something,end up was this old lab tech woman.then halfway while i was busy failing the phy paper,the old woman sorta freaked out.she saw this cockroach then was like,begging tzr to catch it.seriously,i thot she was going into cardiac arrest.anyway,when all the frenzy was over,i got back to failing the paper,then tzr finished first and waited outside.i didnt wanna make him wait,so i just skimmed thru the paper.almost all the mcq i put C,cus tats the most statisically correct answer.then at about 10.30 arnd thr,my physics re-exam was officially pronounced failed. yay.so aftr tat go to whitesands with tzr,had two cheeseburgers and a coffee.tzr had a running nose.tan was complaining the whole way,saying he needs to go home and take his meds.i think not.

well,he did go home in the end.got home,bathed and watched bleach.if u never heard of it,u have now.bleach is awesome,and i'm not talking about the cleaning agent that makes ur clothes white,no.its a anime.if u never watched it before,mann....get a life.anyway,my sis just got back from malaysia,she stay at the hotel thr with her frens,walau so good.guys,after o'levels uh.oh well,means cannot sleep on her bed now,pity.it has such a nice view at night.oh i got a call from f.u.c.k.(fanclubs united constituition of korea.)they lodged a complain about me insulting park ji-woon.told them to park off.

hmm,dont hate me cus i insulted koreans,people.i jus think its slightly overrated.okay fine,VERY overrated.happy?oh and another thing,singapore idol.yeah,whatthefuck rite?another yalam.(guys u know whats a yalam.)stupid judges,i think sylvia sings way better then sezairi.y all the winners of singapore idol all...uh,nvm shan't say in case i kena charged or something.

anyway,sec 1 camp tommorow!!excited?i noe i am.hi for all of you who dont know me,i'm joshua,from class 1e5.finally going to experience secondary school life,wonder what it's like..?

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okay...i missed the phy re-exam previously so now need go for the one on the 30th.wonder wad happens if i dont go.its on the same day as the concert thingy weesiang ask me go.our schl band performing or smth lidat.i'm just gonna reminisce in the the sec 1 memories and pretend that schl isnt starting soon,that i dont have a phy re-exam,that my o'levels isnt next year,cus some sometimes pretension is jus what's needed.my policy,pretend that somethings not there hard enough,it soon goes away.so far its not working but i'll try.anyway,ahhhhh.......reminiscing...~~~~~~

this post goes back to sec 1 and 2.

i just got kicked out of music class again for the 5 time in a row.thanks mdm ng!yeah..gonna have pe later again.but as usual didt bring my pe attire.ow yong prolly gonna pump us with push ups again.gonnna slack with mark.go down,cannot come up.haha.eh,lata got ng buck chwee lesson,hope he brings pringles or something again.after schl gonna play catching again,huat!

*reality slaps me in the face,back to the present* yeah...those were the days.hais.those suckers not from e5 prolly didnt undertand shit bout what i just said.oh well.think i better stop here before i start crying.going to study phy now.fuck it.



its 4.20 and i cant sleep.insomnia much?yeah.i'm sitting here chewing on a stick of wriggleys juicy fruit chewing gum,at 4.20 in the morning.thats the life..just so u people know i havent repaired my fone yet,so dont bother msging or calling.hmm....seriously wads thr to tok about at 4.20 in the morning.OH! lets count sheep,maaybee i can fall asleep.1,2,3,4,5,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51..,52..53..........54.........55.....................56......................................w-wha..whats after fifty s..s-si.....*head lands on the key board*............

ps:i have nothing to do so i'm just wasting time.dont mind me.

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hi i'm bored.i'm jus gonna tok alittle bull now.i was jus thinking to meself..y the korean craze ar?its like everyone everywhere is obsessed with the korean guys now.and girls.hold on.....*shouts out the window* "fuck u park jungsoo!!"...wait for it....*shouts from outside* "oi! chee bye who say one?knn u scold my idol!!nabeiicheebye!!".u get the picture. what kinda name is park anyway?whatever.whatthepark. i'm tired,ur tired,so lets just go to sleep.goodnite.

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hi,its 5.30 am in the morning and well...i'm blogging.ehh....my comp dosent permit me the administrative rights to blog so im using my bro's laptop.so far the holidays are kinda boring.cus,tuition everyday and stuff.hmm...cant wait for school to start so i can start the slow process of killing my freedom again,least its more fun then watching time pass by while holed up at home.i'm going running later.bout 6.haha.*dots*(i duno wadthehell to tok about)

hmm..well,i was toking to my bro earlier bout well,he was enlightening on the apparent adverse effects of having a steady.well,first off he said according to his calculations,u spend a helllotta money on girls.more then u earn.then secondly,which i wholeheartedly agree with is that we cant seem to comprehend the reason why people have a stead now,when they most probably wont be marrying the fella,in other words,they fucking break up anyway.makes no sense if u ask me.hey,dosent seem like much but we spent alot of time debating over this controversial issue.then theres a whole lot of other stuff that we toked about which i shant mention in case u get offended.i'll say one thing tho,one of my fav policies.bro's before hoes.dont know what it means?www.gooogle.com <<< go there,it helps.

think i shall tok alittle more before running.hmm...jon told me u either live for the moment , or u live for the future.well,i say alittle bit of both.but i think living for the NOW is more important. time flies by really quickly,especially the bit thats worth living.suck out everything that life has to offer you,just like the way u devil incarnates suck the money out of ur parents pockets.yeah,i'm toking bout u.dont look to the left or the right u little shit,its u.

hmm...gonna run,gotta run.bye peeps,enjoy this holiday,while u can.

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ws here

now posting for joshua

kk gonna link post tgt

kk u guys go read my post at heavenlybishop.blogspot.com

the one on the eeyoh one

i've got time...dont worry!

(taps foot)

(whistles)

OK NVM i shant wait

for those folks who read

im gonna link THAT post and this post tgt

oh ya,

im gonna be posting on this blog for awhile for joshua

his comp cant post nuts

so anyways

i was ranting on the daylight hantu right?

now got song also for them!

here it goes!!!

Lang jiak hum arh lang jiak hum arh

lang pangsai lang pangsai

hum jiak sai arh hum jiak sai arh

lang jiak hum, lang jiak hum.

taken from the 3 good people the movie

but w/e no copyright for that

anws

why did i put that song?

actually, only 1 similarity with this song and that post.

that post is about the 20-ish looking grandma

this post is on shit.

well, both the same

kk now gonna watch tv liao

hey,

u guys should unwind!

why that long face?

>.> not funny enough arh?

zzz go throw a party, drink beer, have unprotected sex, w/e.

or go drink newater

it is man-made(woman made also, w/e.)

:)

oh ya josh asked me to put as much profanity inside

so here it goes!

fuck fuckitty fuckyy bitchyy slutty whorehole

pantyfucker slut bitch bastard jibai knn fuckface.

k -.-