ello,my name is joshua.i carry an ectoplasmic look during class,my friends call it dao-ness.it's actually called a face.if ur grades sux,then we have alot in common. school:tampenis put on diapers at 2/3/1994 wants: a miracle to happen.good grades(who am kidding)

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i saved five bucks today man.yeah!okay....seriously need to cut down on the posts now.shows that i have no life and have nothnng better to do then to be sitting in front of th comp typing out some random bs.LAllalalALLAlALALA.hmm...hows life?nice eh,exams approaching.mid year done,then its june,then its SA,then prelims,then o's then byeeess.hmm....lets talk about life 50 years from now.hmm...take a peek into the future.lets make a character called old joshua,and lets see how the story progresses..

65 old joshua is walking down the street,wearing a plain black shirt that says startfucks,a brown french beret hat, and a bermuda drooping with the weight of a heavy wallet.joshua is a rather eccentric old man,but the kids in the neighbourhood like him,they find him amusing and friendly.he stays in a condominium called ashfordville,along pasir ris drive 1. He loafs around the void decks of the condo's in his spare time,which,is something that he never seems to lack.Mid 60's,divorced with a daughter in his wife's custody, and alot of money to spend,but nothing to spend it on.when age catches up with you,the only thing u want to buy is time.

Anyway,old joshua reaches whitesands mall,which,by now is a mega mall,bustling with spoilt teenagers loitering around in their uniforms.The little bastards have evolved and their mouth is now a m61 vulcan gatling gun powered by vulgarities.fires 4 to 6 thousand rounds a minute.old joshua prefered them when they were younger and more innocent.he weaves his way through the throng of teenagers,finally making his way to the entrance. Then he sees three very familiar figures,one tall, considerably lean guy with considerably long hair,sitting inconsiderably. "fucker" joshua things to himself. then his gaze shifts to the other two, one is rather stout with small eyes and low stature. his smile reveals a row of crooked and coffee stained teeth. lastly, the third person has a height comparable to that of the first person. He is wearing white spectacles, white jeans and has either a too small shirt or a too big body(probably the latter), he is the most decently dressed amongst the three. old joshua randomly comes up with three names off the top of his head for them. "hmmm...wee siang, ah tan( cus he looks like an 'ah peh') and...lets just stick with fucker." :D

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BREAKING NEWS : JOSHUA IS STUDYING!!



hey guys,hows the mid year exam so far?decided which ITE to go to yet?i was thinking simei one,closer to my house la.haha,jkjk.the exam,almost every paper i say the same thing,"can pass,cannot pass well" ah well,chillax la,its not so bad right?i mean simei ite really IS kinda near wad.....

yo heres a math equation i remembered from emaths paper 2.

ahem*
simplify the following equation:


after the mid year exam = l4d + gym + watching movies + alittle studying + relax + friends sleep over + cycling with tzr


got the answer?its really very simple,here:

(by factorisation)
after mid year exam=RELAXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah!..oh oh oh oh !!! heres another one.

simplify the following inequality:
during june holidays>study alot and do well in o'level>slack and relax and study alittle.

during june holidays>study alot and do well in o'level(reject)

OR

study alot and do well in o'level> -slack and relax and study alot

by factorisation,

study alot and(do well in o'level)> -study alot and(slack and relax)

(cancelling out common factors),

do well in o'level>-slack and relax.

slack and relax>do well in o'level

okay thats just random...but yeah=)

now moving on proper.hmm....oh yea,there was this one time during the exam,the paper finish liao,then i got nothing to do and i had a free paper so common sense la,nothing do so start drawing lor.then while collecting the papers there was this ehh...corpulent teacher,who started saying alot of stuff about you know,how ur not allowed to do this kinda thing during o'level and she started nagging alot lah.i would like to say something bad about her ah,but u know how it is,with teachers reading our blog and stuff nowadays la.oh well,i'll leave the criticism up to u to imagine la.(!@#$%$!@$#%!@#$%!@$%&^$%!*@$%@^&# ^$!!!!)

btw,i know a few people who has had a really bad day these past few days,namely,uhh... me,me,me and uh lets see..me.so heres a lil "bad day" joke to cheer y'all up.

there was this guy sitting at the bar staring at his drink for half an hour without drinking it.then this fella shows up and drinks his drink.the first guy starts to cry profusely and he would'ny stop.so the second guy says,"come on man,here,i'll buy u another drinki hate to see a grown man cry.

then the first guys says,"no,its not thats.its just that today was the worst day of my life.i woke up late,went to work late,my boss fired me,i left to building and found out my car was stolen,took a cab home and realised i left my wallet on the taxi but it was too late,i opened the door and found my wife sleeping with another man."

"then i come to this bar and was thinking about putting to an end to my life,then u show up and drink my poison."

so for those guys like me who think they've had a bad day,think again eh.haha.

i really dont know what to say liao....i think this blog is gonna be more of a comfort solution for those troubed souls who read the posts,rather then u know,a personal kinda thing.i mean what personal stuff do i have to say other then,"i'm awesome" right?

oh yeah!i'm screwed for the literature paper btw.but it's okay!let future joshua handle it,its not my problem.let the present joshua enjoy himself la.okay,gonna go to whitesands now and walk around because i have nothing to say,and besides,theres a pasar malam there(however the hell u spell it). ciao and haveanicelifepeople*winks*

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okay sorry bout the 2 previous random posts.was doing maths with tzr and i realised i havent blogged in awhile,heck,i even almost forgot my password. anyway,yeah i'm back to posting stuff again,tho not as often la.okay...stuff that happened recently that i havent blogged about...uhh,yeah i started wearing contact lens for awhile then stopped,then started again.it fluctuates la,depends on whether i wake up early enough in the morning to wear anot.then...oh yea,now its already mid year exams liao,and i feel like uhh....i'm already screwed.yeah and oh yea!recently ran with afiq on sat morning.like 6 plus.sia la,we run fcking far sia,16 km leh.in like....1 hr 20 mins.not bad eh?but of course that took like,half my life away la.that leaves me with half a life left.one quarter of the half is taken away by the stress from the exams,and the remaining quarter is taken by all the radiation from playing video games.haha,yeah i'm a dead man walking.i'm thinking of training more to run for a marathon.i think theres a 20 km army half marathon comingin august or september or something la.hmm,mayb i'll go for it.see how la.

okay i just left a paragraph here,see,because if not then my posts would look too long winded and no one would bother to read it.then again no on already does bother to read it anyway.hmm,i wonder if there's a way to see who reads my blog.hmm...nope,dont think so........................OMFGWTFCCBKNNWDFBBQ!!!!!! horrifying thought....what if phoebe reads my blog.*shudders*..

okay now see here,i just left a now paragraph because i'm toking about something different now.now i want to talk about the mid year exams.eh people,dont stress la.seriously man,i'm not saying we shud not take the exam seriously,but u know,u should'nt shorten ur life like that,its not healthy.anyway we should still study hard la,o levels this year leh.right not?so jia you and GLHF ah.think about it this way la,*STRESS* u go and rearrange,u get the word*RESTSS* so u should rest more ma.okay??

okay,moving on....oh yea,i duno why this is happening ah,but my relationship with my frens seem to be fluctuating alot.i have no idea why.its like....okay i give u example.joshua likes group A of ppl,he does not like group B of people.then,he suddenly likes group B of people and not group A.funny leh,i duno why is lidat.i shant mention names la.go find out urself.

okay now i wanst to tok about the june holidays.eh no,wait,after the exams first.after the mid years exams,lets all go to seoul garden to celebrate la.e5 ppl all must go=me,amos,shan jin,weesiang,tan,mark(if he can),jodi,chuluan,jia qi,(and summore i cant remeber who la.) then some of the e3 ppl mus go oso=zheng hao,uhh...yeah i think thats all leh.others can !!!! off.yeaps.malay guys i'd like them to go but i think dont think its halal.

okay,for those who cant catch on right,here's what i'm trying to say in the above message.i'm trying to establish 2 things.firstly,i'm sort of calling for a gathering for us to just chillax.and AHAH!secondly,i'm trying to say,if u cant read between the lines,is that all the people i mentioned above,are all my closest friends an people i can clique with and people that arent mentioned,can jolly well fuck off,: i.e:if ur name isnt mentioned above,its means that u can shove a sledge hammer down ur throat for all i care.which,incidentally,i dont.in a nutshell,i just said all the people i dislike by....not saying them.huh.....funny how that works.(oh this only applied\s to ppl in my class)

OKAY,thats all for tday.study hard,play hard,and haveanicelifewhileucan.!!! =)



yeah i just finished maths question!!!



YEAHHH!!