ello,my name is joshua.i carry an ectoplasmic look during class,my friends call it dao-ness.it's actually called a face.if ur grades sux,then we have alot in common. school:tampenis put on diapers at 2/3/1994 wants: a miracle to happen.good grades(who am kidding)

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hey guys,hows the mid year exam so far?decided which ITE to go to yet?i was thinking simei one,closer to my house la.haha,jkjk.the exam,almost every paper i say the same thing,"can pass,cannot pass well" ah well,chillax la,its not so bad right?i mean simei ite really IS kinda near wad.....

yo heres a math equation i remembered from emaths paper 2.

ahem*
simplify the following equation:


after the mid year exam = l4d + gym + watching movies + alittle studying + relax + friends sleep over + cycling with tzr


got the answer?its really very simple,here:

(by factorisation)
after mid year exam=RELAXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah!..oh oh oh oh !!! heres another one.

simplify the following inequality:
during june holidays>study alot and do well in o'level>slack and relax and study alittle.

during june holidays>study alot and do well in o'level(reject)

OR

study alot and do well in o'level> -slack and relax and study alot

by factorisation,

study alot and(do well in o'level)> -study alot and(slack and relax)

(cancelling out common factors),

do well in o'level>-slack and relax.

slack and relax>do well in o'level

okay thats just random...but yeah=)

now moving on proper.hmm....oh yea,there was this one time during the exam,the paper finish liao,then i got nothing to do and i had a free paper so common sense la,nothing do so start drawing lor.then while collecting the papers there was this ehh...corpulent teacher,who started saying alot of stuff about you know,how ur not allowed to do this kinda thing during o'level and she started nagging alot lah.i would like to say something bad about her ah,but u know how it is,with teachers reading our blog and stuff nowadays la.oh well,i'll leave the criticism up to u to imagine la.(!@#$%$!@$#%!@#$%!@$%&^$%!*@$%@^&# ^$!!!!)

btw,i know a few people who has had a really bad day these past few days,namely,uhh... me,me,me and uh lets see..me.so heres a lil "bad day" joke to cheer y'all up.

there was this guy sitting at the bar staring at his drink for half an hour without drinking it.then this fella shows up and drinks his drink.the first guy starts to cry profusely and he would'ny stop.so the second guy says,"come on man,here,i'll buy u another drinki hate to see a grown man cry.

then the first guys says,"no,its not thats.its just that today was the worst day of my life.i woke up late,went to work late,my boss fired me,i left to building and found out my car was stolen,took a cab home and realised i left my wallet on the taxi but it was too late,i opened the door and found my wife sleeping with another man."

"then i come to this bar and was thinking about putting to an end to my life,then u show up and drink my poison."

so for those guys like me who think they've had a bad day,think again eh.haha.

i really dont know what to say liao....i think this blog is gonna be more of a comfort solution for those troubed souls who read the posts,rather then u know,a personal kinda thing.i mean what personal stuff do i have to say other then,"i'm awesome" right?

oh yeah!i'm screwed for the literature paper btw.but it's okay!let future joshua handle it,its not my problem.let the present joshua enjoy himself la.okay,gonna go to whitesands now and walk around because i have nothing to say,and besides,theres a pasar malam there(however the hell u spell it). ciao and haveanicelifepeople*winks*

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