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ello,my name is joshua.i carry an ectoplasmic look during class,my friends call it dao-ness.it's actually called a face.if ur grades sux,then we have alot in common. school:tampenis put on diapers at 2/3/1994 wants: a miracle to happen.good grades(who am kidding)


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Friday, May 21, 2010
if life could be sweet

i saved five bucks today man.yeah!okay....seriously need to cut down on the posts now.shows that i have no life and have nothnng better to do then to be sitting in front of th comp typing out some random bs.LAllalalALLAlALALA.hmm...hows life?nice eh,exams approaching.mid year done,then its june,then its SA,then prelims,then o's then byeeess.hmm....lets talk about life 50 years from now.hmm...take a peek into the future.lets make a character called old joshua,and lets see how the story progresses..

65 old joshua is walking down the street,wearing a plain black shirt that says startfucks,a brown french beret hat, and a bermuda drooping with the weight of a heavy wallet.joshua is a rather eccentric old man,but the kids in the neighbourhood like him,they find him amusing and friendly.he stays in a condominium called ashfordville,along pasir ris drive 1. He loafs around the void decks of the condo's in his spare time,which,is something that he never seems to lack.Mid 60's,divorced with a daughter in his wife's custody, and alot of money to spend,but nothing to spend it on.when age catches up with you,the only thing u want to buy is time.

Anyway,old joshua reaches whitesands mall,which,by now is a mega mall,bustling with spoilt teenagers loitering around in their uniforms.The little bastards have evolved and their mouth is now a m61 vulcan gatling gun powered by vulgarities.fires 4 to 6 thousand rounds a minute.old joshua prefered them when they were younger and more innocent.he weaves his way through the throng of teenagers,finally making his way to the entrance. Then he sees three very familiar figures,one tall, considerably lean guy with considerably long hair,sitting inconsiderably. "fucker" joshua things to himself. then his gaze shifts to the other two, one is rather stout with small eyes and low stature. his smile reveals a row of crooked and coffee stained teeth. lastly, the third person has a height comparable to that of the first person. He is wearing white spectacles, white jeans and has either a too small shirt or a too big body(probably the latter), he is the most decently dressed amongst the three. old joshua randomly comes up with three names off the top of his head for them. "hmmm...wee siang, ah tan( cus he looks like an 'ah peh') and...lets just stick with fucker." :D

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